Newaccra Magazine's football specialist Senam, has calculated the easiest way for Ghana to win the world cup.Check it out!
Trust Ghanaians, They have started their football mathematics again!
The
only way for Ghana to win the world cup is if Germany or Portugal goes home
during the group stages. But honestly, that is not too difficult. All it takes
is for Ghana to beat USA and draw with Portugal (do whatever we can to stop
C-Ro, maybe get him a sweet Ghanaian girlfriend) and if Portugal draws all
their matches (we can form a committee to ensure this, declare all-night
inter-denominational -inter religious-Aglow fasting and prayer, maybe even call
TB Joshua, depending on how well Nigeria is doing) and bingo we are there!!
Just listen to this -
The 'G' countries will qualify from Group G. GERMANY and GHANA are in group G and
their names begin with the letter G. Great history there right?
Now if we do this
right, the most favorable standings for Ghana will be this;
KNOCKOUT STAGES
Belgium
has fantastic players but most of their players are experiencing the world cup
for the first time. Ghana has experienced players like Olele to sail through to
the quarter finals.
Whilst
Ghana is gunning down Ecuador in the quarters, Uruguay will be ending Spanish
dominance on the world stage. Then
comes the much awaited Ghana vs Uruguay – Part 2 – the mission is revenge!!
Revenge fueled with GNPC cash is enough motivation for Ghana to
deny Uruguay the finals on their own continent.
FINAL SHOWDOWN
The final showdown will
be a dance competition that pitches the stars of South America against the
black stars of Africa. The Brazilians will come out samba dancing, we will meet
them with Azonto and destroy them with Akaayida!
Why GHANA will win
- Brazilians will actually be happy to be the first country to produce an African World Cup winner with an African coach
at the helm of affairs.
- Ghana
beat Brazil on penalties to win the Under-20 World cup in Egypt with an
African coach in charge. A similar thing will happen and Agyemang Badu
will repeat his famous quote “se me kakyre mu” translated “I thought I
told you”.
- The
coach of Ghana’s U20 world cup winning team, Selas Tetteh famously wore a
polo shirt throughout the entire tournament on the way to the final. Black
Stars coach James Kwesi Appiah has already showed his unique sense of fashion,
making people spread rumours that he is planning to launch his own fashion
designs after winning the worldcup!
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2 comments:
Wishful thinking
Richie, you never know, we may just win it!
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